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Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1:What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Sardar 2:Don't worry, I have one more.
2)
Museum Administrator:That's a 500-year old statue you've broken.
Sardar:Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
3)
At the scene of an accident, a man was crying:O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar:Control yourself. Don't cry.See that man, he has lost his head, is he crying?
Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1:What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Sardar 2:Don't worry, I have one more.
2)
Museum Administrator:That's a 500-year old statue you've broken.
Sardar:Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
3)
At the scene of an accident, a man was crying:O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar:Control yourself. Don't cry.See that man, he has lost his head, is he crying?
